Mike Lesiuk » dialogue http://www.mikelesiuk.com Extremely complicated banana bread recipes and gushing about David Copperfield Fri, 20 Jan 2012 19:24:56 +0000 en hourly 1 Two Victorian gentlemen enjoy the effects of opium http://www.mikelesiuk.com/2009/12/two-victorian-gentlemen-enjoy-the-effects-of-opium/ http://www.mikelesiuk.com/2009/12/two-victorian-gentlemen-enjoy-the-effects-of-opium/#comments Sun, 20 Dec 2009 19:32:20 +0000 Mike Lesiuk http://www.mikelesiuk.com/?p=554 GENTLEMAN 1: What! What! Eh… eh, oh, by God! By God!

GENTLEMAN 2: Great Scott! My face is positively melting! (He begins clawing at his face.)

GENTLEMAN 1: By… God!

GENTLEMAN 2: (pointing) And so is yours!

GENTLEMAN 1: By… God!

(Outside, an over-dressed fop with a brightly coloured overcoat walks past the window.)

GENTLEMAN 2: A peacock! Whoooaaaa!

(He topples over on his expensive leather chair.)

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