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Two Victorian gentlemen enjoy the effects of opium
GENTLEMAN 1: What! What! Eh… eh, oh, by God! By God!
GENTLEMAN 2: Great Scott! My face is positively melting! (He begins clawing at his face.)
GENTLEMAN 1: By… God!
GENTLEMAN 2: (pointing) And so is yours!
GENTLEMAN 1: By… God!
(Outside, an over-dressed fop with a brightly coloured overcoat walks past the window.)
GENTLEMAN 2: A peacock! Whoooaaaa!
(He topples over on his expensive leather chair.)