Two Victorian gentlemen enjoy the effects of opium

By Mike Lesiuk | Published: December 20, 2009

GENTLEMAN 1: What! What! Eh – eh – oh, by God! By God!

GENTLEMAN 2: Dear me, man, my face is positively melting!

GENTLEMAN 1: By… God!

GENTLEMAN 2: (pointing) So is yours!

GENTLEMAN 1: By… God!

(Outside, an over-dressed fop with a brightly coloured overcoat walks past the window.)

GENTLEMAN 2: A peacock! Whoooaaaa!!!

(He topples over on his expensive leather chair.)

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